Category Archive: Phone sex counseling

The Best Phone Sex Provides Some Phone Sex Counseling: Little Nubs Get No Love

best phone sexBest phone sex sluts have hot sex lives off the phone too. I am a size queen MILF. In my maturity, I have come to realize that I have no use for little pricks or broke down dicks. Let’s be honest here.  Have you been with a woman who suddenly saw you naked and got sick or had an emergency or forgot she was on her period? Did you believe her? She saw your dick and knew there was no way you were going to stay in her pussy. She knew there was no way you could make her cum. Most women are too nice to tell you the truth. I use to be that way, but once I hit 40 I realized honesty is the best. No need to blow smoke up your ass when you are clearly a disappointing lover. That is doing a disservice to other women. If you fall under 5 inches you should be a cuckold or a sissy. You are clearly not lover material. Dan found out the hard way this weekend. He carried himself with a certain amount of bravado that would lead a woman to think he had a big dick. No. He just had stupid women blow smoke up his ass about how good in bed he was when they had to rub one out after he left. I was honest with him. I told him a three inch dick is not a dick. At least not a man dick. I have seen bigger dicks on school boys. He got mouthy with me. One of those asshats who doesn’t understand no means no and a woman can change her mind. So I fucked him in the ass with my dildo that was three times the size of his dick. He hated it at first, but afterward, he was begging for me to put on a strap on. Little nubs don’t get love. I am happy to provide you with some phone sex counseling.

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MILF Tramp Farah

1-888-495-7259

The Best Phone Sex is Family Roleplaying Porn

best phone sexBest phone sex is what every guy hopes for when he calls a phone sex line, right? Not every phone sex company is created equally, nor are all phone sex sluts created equally either. I am a mature phone sex slut which gives me a bit of an edge over the coeds who don’t have as many years of fucking under their belt as I do. Unless you want a daddy’s girl, mature women are the wave of the future in this business. I stay super busy because I am a nasty family slut with decades of real life family fucking. It all started with my brother. My parents were so stupid. They didn’t think there was anything wrong with a brother and sister sharing the same room when only 2 years apart in age until they both graduated high school. I was listening to my brother slap his meat 24/7 for awhile in his early teen years. I couldn’t just ignore it. It made my bald cunnie wet. When he saw my big boobs getting bigger, well it was evident we needed to start fucking. My brother popped my cherry and 40 years later we are still fucking. Just now, I have 6 offspring and 7 grand angels added to the mix of my family conquests. I play with the boys and the girls equally. Plus, I encourage siblings to play together for their own pleasure as well as my dirty fun. Have you ever masturbated watching a brother and a sister fuck? It is pretty hot. Do you have incest experiences? Maybe even mommy or granny fantasies?  A coed is great to be your little girl, but if your incest desires lean towards mommy, auntie or granny, then you need a seasoned whore for your roleplaying porn family needs.

MILF Tramp Samantha

1-855-439-3492

Best Phone Sex Cougar

best phone sexBest phone sex calls are what I specialize in. Call me a perfectionist. I am a naughty school teacher by day and a phone whore by night. My day job makes me a perfectionist so that bodes well for my horny callers. I love sexy little role plays. I am creative, smart and can follow along with your fantasy. Guys ask me all the time what my favorite role plays are, but that is hard to answer because there are so many I enjoy.  I am always afraid that if I tell you what my favorite is, it will get over done. Of course I get the naughty teacher role plays frequently. But a few others I enjoy equally are slut wife, boss, cuckolding mistress, phone sex therapist, mommy and GFE. I could get fired if my school district ever found out that I moonlight as a phone whore. That actually adds a level of hotness to my job, don’t you think? Not that I couldn’t do this full time and likely make more money than I do teaching, it is just that I love access to all those school boys! I’m a cougar. Twice divorced. I date, but men my age have dick issues or a shot ton on emotional baggage, often both. They either can’t get it up or they can’t keep it up or they can’t commit because some whore 20 years ago cheated on them. But those young studs never have problems with their cocks. They also have no emotional issues yet. And, they love a sexy MILF. So back to that role play question. I love all older woman fantasies too. The older I get, the younger my lovers get. I can’t quit my day job. Where else is a cougar going to find so many cubs in one place?

Naughty Teacher Farah

1-888-495-7259

Best Phone Sex is with a MILF Tramp

best phone sexThe best phone sex is with a sexy mature babe. Why do you ask? If you have ever talked to a hot teen slut you have discovered that not only is her vocabulary often limited to moans, giggles and cock sucking noises, but her knowledge of a variety of very popular fetishes is limited at best. I am a seasoned whore. Most of what I explore on the phone, I have some personal experience with in my own life. Cuckolding I have done with my first two husbands. They didn’t measure up and I needed dick. I love humiliating men with small packages on the phone. Laughter is good for the soul. Maybe not your soul if you have a tiny dick, but certainly mine!  Panty boys. I have known a few. I dated this one guy who constantly stole my underwear. I thought he was selling them on Ebay or jacking off in them. Come to find out, he was wearing them. Now I know the signs. I encourage panty boys to go buy their own and humiliate themselves, preferably with me on the phone with them. Pedal pushing. Young girls have almost never heard of this one, because they live in flip flops. A sexy mature babe wears heels, even classic pumps. So she has  revved the gas  a time or two before. A sexy speed demon is always hot. Sissy humiliation. A mature woman knows a good sissy is hard to find. She cultivates the relationship with a mixture of love and abuse. Young  girls just laugh at a man dressed in women’s clothing. A mature woman feminizes a sissy, gives her tasks and turns her into a sissy maid and even a financial supporter. There are a lot of phone sex fetishes that require years of experience to fully understand and appreciate. If you want your cock sucked well, call a coed. But if you want to explore a fetish, call a MILF tramp.

Naughty Teacher Farah

1-888-495-7259

Mom Phone Sex is a Hot Roleplay Phone Sex Call

mom phone sexMom phone sex is my favorite phone sex. I am a dirty stepmom, however I never had any brats of my own. I married a much older man when I was twenty. He already had two sons from his first wife, but he didn’t want any more brats. At 20, I was cool with that. I never saw myself as the birthing babies type, especially not right out of school. I just wanted to travel, party and fuck when I got hitched. Well I wasn’t married long before his sons started stealing my panties and jacking off to my image.  I fought them off as long as I could, but teen boys are the horniest creatures ever. They weren’t my biological boys, so when it became clear that they were the real men of the house, I had no problem fucking them. Their daddy wasn’t fucking me like I needed. I fucked them right under their daddy’s nose for a decade before he decided that I should have surrogate lovers since his dick didn’t work like it use too. In my mind, it never worked like it was suppose too. I still fuck my step sons now that they are college boys. I am a cougar and in my sexual prime. But, being a lusty busty step mom is not as taboo as being a dirty mommy. I may never get to fuck my own biological son, but I can be a phone sex mommy  all day. It is win win for us both when you think about it. You likely never got to fuck your mother, but you always wanted too. I never got to fuck a biological son, but I wanted too when I got older. Roleplay phone sex can make me your mommy and you my son. See, it really is win win.

Sexy Stepmom Sheila

1-888-941-9847

This Cougar Manager Loves Fucking Her Younger Help

Milf trampSome say I am a milf tramp. Others call me a nasty freak. I say I am just a horny woman in her prime who loves to be fucked. I love younger men too. My position as Assistant Manager in the Strip Club gives me all the opportunity to pounce on young cubs I could ever want. There are bartenders, bouncers, and a few cooks. I have fucked each and every young cub that comes into my office before I hire them. Call it part of the interview if you will. My rationale is simple. Sometimes my dancing girls get horny after doing a set. if they don’t want to patronize with the customers, they can find a random employee to fuck in the backroom. So I need to know how they perform to be able to determine if I should hire them. This is probably illegal, but thankfully for my sake, most men are too macho to file sexual harassment. After all, who wants to complain that they didnt get hired because they were a lousy lay? So far my interview style has worked great and has weeded out some tiny dick men. My girls would not appreciate me letting one of those come through.

I have a part time bartender position open now, with 6 interviews scheduled this afternoon. After all that, I  guess you could just call me a cum slut whore, because I’m sure I’ll have cum in me as well as on me. I can’t wait.

Deanna

855-581-7667

Best Phone Sex

best phone sexThe best phone sex is with a sexy mature phone sex therapist. Sexy mature women are much better suited for your phone sex fetishes. Not a day goes by I don’t get a call from a guy with a secret kink that he can’t tell anyone. I have panty boys, shoe guys,  femme guys, cuckolds, adult babies, foot fetish guys, sissy boys, mommy’s boys,  even guys with more off the beaten path fetishes like farting. Yes, some guys love a crude gal who burps, farts and parties like a rock star. I have been a sex education teacher for decades and a phone sex whore for years. I am shook proof and judgment free. Seriously, no judgment here. Think of me as your bartender. The one you confide in after  amassing a high bar tab. It is easier to tell your deepest and darkest secrets  to a stranger, than to someone you are involved with like a girlfriend or wife. Often times the women you are fucking don’t understand your love for women’s undergarments or they think you are gay if you want to watch them fuck another man.  I can help you get your freak on, maybe even understand it better and figure out how to get your darker desires satisfied without your significant other  finding out. Phone sex counseling is always available with me.

Naughty Teacher Farah

1-888-495-7259

Counseling bedtime stories

best phone sexYour eyes barely closed when you felt your cock rise. You look over at your wife and she is snoring softly. You know better than to wake her up for sex. Your hand slides down between your legs as you fondle your hardness. Your balls are so full. You stroke yourself a few times and decide it’s time to get up. You get a cold drink and think about dipping your swelling beast into the ice water. You remember seeing my number online and rush to your computer. A few minutes later you are listening to me tell you counseling stories about wet pussy and creamy tits. Tales of men who crave cock and pursue tranny phone sex. We do a wicked incest roleplay as your cum boils. You hear your wife sigh in her sleep and you retreat to the bathroom, cock in hand. “Tell me a sexy story about a man who sneaks out of the house at night to find sex.” you whisper. Your fist moves faster as I regale you with my story. I can hear you breath faster as I rub my own pussy. You hiss through gritted teeth as your lava spurts all over your chest. Such bliss. You can finally get a good night’s rest thanks to your ready n willing counselor.

Counseling with Rebecca

866-329-2670

Mom Phone Sex is the Best Phone Sex

mom phone sexMom phone sex is the best. I’m a dirty p mommy. I have been playing with my sons in some form or another since they first suckled my tits for food. Now they are older and I can make them my little sex slaves. Make? That sounds bad. I am not forcing any one to lick my pussy or rim my ass. They love to do it. Wouldn’t you? I bet you have unfulfilled mom fantasies. Sadly, not all mommies are bad mommies like me. I am not so bad as I am naughty. Maybe bad in the eyes of the law. Whomever said incest was wrong and fucking brats of a certain age was criminal, clearly was never fucked my a parent or he or she would know that incest sex is the best phone sex. Nothing is hotter to share on a call than a real life incest experience; especially if the caller just dreams of fucking mommy.

best phone sexOnce I share a tale about getting tag teamed or double penetrated by my boys, callers are begging me to help them fuck their  mommies. It is never too late to fuck your mother. In fact, as your mother gets older, the easier it becomes. I started having brats in my 30s, which was perfect timing hormone wise. I was entering my sexual prime as my boys got old enough to fuck. Girls you can fuck at any age really; but boys need hard willies to penetrate a pussy. I have never had any hang ups about incest. I played with my siblings, still do. However, I know being late in the game to birth brats, just made being  a P-mommy that much easier. So no worries if you never actually banged momma when you were the age of my brats. I can be your phone sex mommy. Maybe I can even help you fuck your mommy now. It is never too late for mommy sex.

Dirty Mommy MaryAnne

1-866-252-3029

The Best Phone Sex is Mom Phone Sex

best phone sexThe best phone sex is mommy sex. I love being a phone sex mommy. Not a day guys by that I don’t fuck one of my sons, so I love phone fucking too. I have 6 boys after all. They all know a mother’s love. A few of my sons are older from my first marriage. They are married and living on their own; while a few are school boys still, relying on me to take care of them. And, boy do take I care of them. Just like I took care of their older half brothers over a decade ago. I am a firm believer that no boy should be sent off to school without a blow job.  Boys at a young age are walking hormones. You remember what that was like, don’t you? When all that cum is in a boy’s balls it creates pent up frustration and energy that needs released. I don’t think there is any such thing as ADHD. I think it is just backed up cum in boys. It is a mommy’s responsibility to take care of that problem for their sons so they can focus in school.  So, every morning before my boys get on the school bus, I line them up by age and blow the youngest boy first. I drain their balls so they can do well in school. I did it with my older boys and guess what? They turned out very well. I have a lawyer, a CEO at 26 and a son working on his PhD. Incest didn’t fuck them up one bit. In fact, it made them better men. Did your mommy take care of you like that? If you had a negligent mommy, guess what? I can be your surrogate dirty mommy. Trust me. It would be my pleasure. Let’s have mom phone sex!

Busty Mommy Nicolette

1-855-297-0981

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