Category Archive: Best phone sex

The best phone sex is role play phone sex. I love pretending to be your mommy or some other sexy mature woman from your life that cock teased you. I also like playing the babysitter, teacher, nurse, secretary… Pretty much any scenario you can think of I can do. I have probably even been that woman in real life. I often joke that my life is like little porn vignettes.  Seriously, I can turn any innocuous encounter into a porn scene. I was at the Farmer’s Market this morning and this young college age farmer’s son was trying to sell me this huge cucumber. It supposedly tasted like watermelon but it was over a foot long and curved. Massive cucumber. Porn star chuke.  The way he was insisting I needed it got me hot and bothered, but perturbed too. Was he suggesting I needed fucked? Did I look like I needed laid. I always need laid for the record. I asked him if he had anything a little more manageable, perhaps in the back of his truck. He knew what I meant. We ducked behind his truck so I could play with his cucumber. 8 hard inches was much more manageable for me.  I was able to deep throat him. I felt so dirty. Here was this farm boy just barely legal, sitting on the edge of a pickup truck surrounded by produce getting blown by sexy MILF.  I felt his hands on my leg running up towards my dripping pussy. A couple fingers slid in my pussy spreading it open. He tasted my wetness. I  waiting for his fingers to return as I continued bobbing up and down his shaft, but something cold and thick replaced them. He had a cucumber up my cunt. I moaned softly, but then things got too intense. I couldn’t even focus on his cock anymore. I was squirting all over the thick veggie when he pulled it out, put in his cock and started eating it. I came quick and hard on his cock. He told me to come back next week  to try his corn.

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