Phone sex counseling is a must for one inch wonders. I had to provide a young stud with some tough love last night. He showed up at my door wanting to fuck. A neighbor boy, I think just barely legal. He had heard I was the hot MILF on the block and wanted to give me some cookies. I love young studs. But as I sat on the couch I realized I could see no hint of a dick. Not even a little bump or bulge. Yet he told me he was rock hard in his jeans. This was going to be disappointing I could tell.
I had him unzip his pants. I had to squint to see his dick it was that small. No surprise he told me he was a virgin. Said he got close several times, but girls suddenly got ill or had a family emergency before sealing the deal. I explained to him that he has a small dick. I didn’t shame him. Poor boy didn’t know all cocks were not created equal. But, I was clear that I could not fuck him with a pinky dick. He asked what he was good for then. Mommy pussy licking, I informed him rather emphatically. I explained that one of the best things he can give a woman is his tongue.
Poor boy had never eaten pussy before either. I laid on the couch, spread my legs and guided his face into my pussy. I palmed the back of his head as I instructed him on how and where to lick me. I made it clear that all women like to be eaten out differently so it is important to be able to take direction. Good oral skills and a willingness to spend some time between a woman’s legs will make up for your short comings in the dick department! Not all women are size queens, but few will feel a 2 incher. I helped him understand that he can soften the blow of a tiny dick to women he likes, by making it clear he is a highly skilled pussy eater.
Even size queens appreciate the art of cunnilingus. So I won’t fuck you. I will squirt on your face and maybe jack you off if you do a good job of eating my Milf pie.