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Nasty Freak Venus for Hire

Nasty FreakNasty freak is an understatement if talking about me. I am no vanilla girl. I eat GFEs for dinner and shit them out for breakfast. I’m a tad antisocial and I certainly do not play well with others unless I have my knife collection. Yes, you read that correctly. I like to carve people up. Not all people. I am not a narcissist. I just get rid of junk. Junk people like whiney ass ankle biters; bratty coeds; junkies; breeding whores; rich bitches; welfare addicts; cheating spouses; dead beat dads; perverts; diseased whores; steroid muscle heads; self entitled ass holes; garden variety jackasses; pretty much anyone who annoys the fuck out of me. So I have a little fun getting rid of the junk no one needs. I like to castrate useless pricks and ruin dumb whores junk so they cannot reproduce. Really, I should be given a humanitarian award. I am quite the do gooder when it comes to getting rid of the dregs of society. I take special requests too. So if you have some junk in your life you just can’t live with anymore, call a professional. Depending on what a nuisance the junk is, I may even get rid of it for free for you. Who should we remove out of your life?


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