Phone sex counseling is a must for one inch wonders. I had to provide a young stud with some tough love last night. He showed up at my door wanting to fuck. A neighbor boy, I think just barely legal. He had heard I was the hot MILF on the block and wanted to give me some cookies. I love young studs. But as I sat on the couch I realized I could see no hint of a dick. Not even a little bump or bulge. Yet he told me he was rock hard in his jeans. This was going to be disappointing I could tell.
I had him unzip his pants. I had to squint to see his dick it was that small. No surprise he told me he was a virgin. Said he got close several times, but girls suddenly got ill or had a family emergency before sealing the deal. I explained to him that he has a small dick. I didn’t shame him. Poor boy didn’t know all cocks were not created equal. But, I was clear that I could not fuck him with a pinky dick. He asked what he was good for then. Mommy pussy licking, I informed him rather emphatically. I explained that one of the best things he can give a woman is his tongue.
Poor boy had never eaten pussy before either. I laid on the couch, spread my legs and guided his face into my pussy. I palmed the back of his head as I instructed him on how and where to lick me. I made it clear that all women like to be eaten out differently so it is important to be able to take direction. Good oral skills and a willingness to spend some time between a woman’s legs will make up for your short comings in the dick department! Not all women are size queens, but few will feel a 2 incher. I helped him understand that he can soften the blow of a tiny dick to women he likes, by making it clear he is a highly skilled pussy eater.
Even size queens appreciate the art of cunnilingus. So I won’t fuck you. I will squirt on your face and maybe jack you off if you do a good job of eating my Milf pie.








One of my patients this week came to me with a mother issue. There is no shortage out there of guys that want to fuck mommy and that are fantasizing about her. This man had recently moved back home after his divorce, his wife took him for everything, and until he finds some place else to live, he’s staying with mom for a few months. He’d told me in his teens he used to masturbate and think of her, he took her panties a few times and came into them and he was always trying to catch glimpses of her nude and never quite getting to see what he wanted.










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